New [old] Editor For Doctor Who Magazine

Thirty pages devoted to Mr. Pertwee this week

Anyone that pays £6 for THIS magazine is officially a loser.

I got nothing left to lose

I hate to say I'm tempted to buy it. I don't want to give Christel Dee and Claudia Boleyn any money, but I do want to read that interview with Sean Pertwee.

God damn why did these parasites have to infect the brand. Its for this reason that I despise Steven Moffat more than anyone else involved with the show. Its his fault I'm in this dilemma.

You could buy a second-hand object that would fit perfectly up your bum for that price. I know which one I'd rather spend money on.

LOL Time Team meets Katy Manning.

"Before I begin the interview can I just ask which character you played and what era you were in?"

1. Pick up the inevitable pirate copy.

Or...

2. Stand in Smiths and read the good bits, then walk out of the shop.

Boofer wrote:2. Stand in Smiths and read the good bits, then walk out of the shop.

Known as byrne-stealing in the industry...and once brought up and suggested on The Simpsons

Boofer wrote:1. Pick up the inevitable pirate copy.

Or...

2. Stand in Smiths and read the good bits, then walk out of the shop.

I wouldn't advise that at all.



The trick is to surreptitiously take pictures of the pages with your phone. Make sure the lighting is good. If anyone catches you just leg it out of there and continue doing it in another shop.

Commander Maxil wrote:

Boofer wrote:1. Pick up the inevitable pirate copy.

Or...

2. Stand in Smiths and read the good bits, then walk out of the shop.

I wouldn't advise that at all.



The trick is to surreptitiously take pictures of the pages with your phone. Make sure the lighting is good. If anyone catches you just leg it out of there and continue doing it in another shop.

I'm too lazy for all of that LOL, and I enjoy reading it at my leasure rather than over my shoulder all the time. Its not out yet.

I have to say, WH Smiths is not what it used to be...

Always feel so small and cramped in there now.

burrunjor wrote:

Commander Maxil wrote:

Boofer wrote:1. Pick up the inevitable pirate copy.

Or...

2. Stand in Smiths and read the good bits, then walk out of the shop.

I wouldn't advise that at all.



The trick is to surreptitiously take pictures of the pages with your phone. Make sure the lighting is good. If anyone catches you just leg it out of there and continue doing it in another shop.

I'm too lazy for all of that LOL, and I enjoy reading it at my leasure rather than over my shoulder all the time. Its not out yet.

I'll only buy a copy of DWM if the cover is worthy of my spunk. I'm afraid I'm going to skip this issue. Then again, I could always go to the toilets and do it there and then put it back without spending a penny. They wouldn't notice a thing since the condition of some of their magazines is poor.

Commander Maxil wrote:

burrunjor wrote:

Commander Maxil wrote:

Boofer wrote:1. Pick up the inevitable pirate copy.

Or...

2. Stand in Smiths and read the good bits, then walk out of the shop.

I wouldn't advise that at all.



The trick is to surreptitiously take pictures of the pages with your phone. Make sure the lighting is good. If anyone catches you just leg it out of there and continue doing it in another shop.

I'm too lazy for all of that LOL, and I enjoy reading it at my leasure rather than over my shoulder all the time. Its not out yet.

I'll only buy a copy of DWM if the cover is worthy of my spunk. I'm afraid I'm going to skip this issue. Then again, I could always go to the toilets and do it there and then put it back without spending a penny. They wouldn't notice a thing since the condition of some of their magazines is poor.

I didn't need to know that. Its fine to share who you fancy, but can you please refrain from telling me your wanking habits LOL.

Commander Maxil wrote:

burrunjor wrote:

Commander Maxil wrote:

Boofer wrote:1. Pick up the inevitable pirate copy.

Or...

2. Stand in Smiths and read the good bits, then walk out of the shop.

I wouldn't advise that at all.



The trick is to surreptitiously take pictures of the pages with your phone. Make sure the lighting is good. If anyone catches you just leg it out of there and continue doing it in another shop.

I'm too lazy for all of that LOL, and I enjoy reading it at my leasure rather than over my shoulder all the time. Its not out yet.

I'll only buy a copy of DWM if the cover is worthy of my spunk. I'm afraid I'm going to skip this issue. Then again, I could always go to the toilets and do it there and then put it back without spending a penny. They wouldn't notice a thing since the condition of some of their magazines is poor.

I've never known Smiths to have a toilet.

Probably for that very reason.

Tanmann wrote:

Commander Maxil wrote:

burrunjor wrote:

Commander Maxil wrote:

Boofer wrote:1. Pick up the inevitable pirate copy.

Or...

2. Stand in Smiths and read the good bits, then walk out of the shop.

I wouldn't advise that at all.



The trick is to surreptitiously take pictures of the pages with your phone. Make sure the lighting is good. If anyone catches you just leg it out of there and continue doing it in another shop.

I'm too lazy for all of that LOL, and I enjoy reading it at my leasure rather than over my shoulder all the time. Its not out yet.

I'll only buy a copy of DWM if the cover is worthy of my spunk. I'm afraid I'm going to skip this issue. Then again, I could always go to the toilets and do it there and then put it back without spending a penny. They wouldn't notice a thing since the condition of some of their magazines is poor.

I've never known Smiths to have a toilet.

Probably for that very reason.

       

I honestly think I died at Maxil's post. Rik and Ade would have been proud of these wank jokes. Its also hilarious that that is the only reason one would buy the new woke DW magazine.

burrunjor wrote:

Commander Maxil wrote:

burrunjor wrote:

Commander Maxil wrote:

Boofer wrote:1. Pick up the inevitable pirate copy.

Or...

2. Stand in Smiths and read the good bits, then walk out of the shop.

I wouldn't advise that at all.



The trick is to surreptitiously take pictures of the pages with your phone. Make sure the lighting is good. If anyone catches you just leg it out of there and continue doing it in another shop.

I'm too lazy for all of that LOL, and I enjoy reading it at my leasure rather than over my shoulder all the time. Its not out yet.

I'll only buy a copy of DWM if the cover is worthy of my spunk. I'm afraid I'm going to skip this issue. Then again, I could always go to the toilets and do it there and then put it back without spending a penny. They wouldn't notice a thing since the condition of some of their magazines is poor.

I didn't need to know that. Its fine to share who you fancy, but can you please refrain from telling me your wanking habits LOL.

Would you prefer to hear about my trans gangbang anal fantasy instead?

Maxil is trying to out-perve me at the moment. It's most disconcerting.

Zarius wrote:

Troughton looks absolutely terrifying in that photo. It's like he is staring into my soul.

Anyone know where I can download Doctor Who Magazine Special Edition 53 Target Books?

Boofer wrote:Maxil is trying to out-perve me at the moment. It's most disconcerting.

I'm sure you've hijacked his account.

iank wrote:

Boofer wrote:Maxil is trying to out-perve me at the moment. It's most disconcerting.

I'm sure you've hijacked his account.

As if he's smart enough to do that. He can't even understand Ghost Light.

Zarius wrote:

Nice to see a bit of love shown for John. Don't see that a lot in this shit fandom.