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Feds arrest a 21 year old man for posting the full Deadpool movie on his facebook page when the film was still in cinemas. http://variety.com/2017/digital/news/deadpool-facebook-piracy-arrest-criminal-1202465738/

http://www.ladbible.com/funny/interesting-fail-man-who-robbed-bank-to-escape-wife-is-given-house-arrest-as-punishment-20170614

Man Who Robbed Bank To Escape Wife Is Given House Arrest As Punishment

Americans claim to invent the sausage roll.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40392410

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/27/i-get-knocked-down-man-hit-by-bus-gets-back-up-again-and-heads-to-pub

'I get knocked down': man hit by bus gets back up again and heads to pub
Video shows how Simon Smith is sent flying by a bus but he gets to his feet moments later unhurt and walks into bar

X-man confirmed.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eric-pickles-i-didn-t-spend-10000-extra-on-biscuits-8966933.html

Eric Pickles: ‘I didn’t spend £10,000 extra on biscuits’

Coins thrown into plane engine by elderly passenger for 'luck'

A superstitious elderly passenger delayed a flight in Shanghai after throwing coins at the engine for good luck, a Chinese airline has confirmed.
The 80-year-old woman threw her change at the China Southern Airlines flight as she crossed the tarmac to board.
She told police she launched the coins as she "prayed for safety" on Tuesday.
Of the nine coins launched, only one hit its intended target - but this was enough to force the evacuation of 150 passengers for several hours.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40421811

http://www.ladbible.com/funny/interesting-fail-postal-services-in-canada-have-been-stopped-due-to-vicious-crow-20170629

Postal Services In Canada Have Been Stopped Due To Vicious Crow

Rawkuss wrote:

You should read "The Pickles papers" book. It's a fascinating account of the corruption and poor management of Pickles in Bradford. He tried to sew the author for it, but the book was praised highly upon publication by the select accounts commitee who argued Pickles potentially commited serious offenses in office and mishandled money.

Peter Jackson (not that one) claims to have spotted the Loch Ness monster. The second sighting this year.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3893114/loch-ness-monster-caught-on-camera-by-stunned-holidaymakers-as-the-mythical-beast-is-photographed-for-the-second-time-this-year/

People are confused why this Ku Klux Klan man has dreadlocks

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/people-confused-ku-klux-klan-man-dreadlocks-105707555.html

http://www.craveonline.com/mandatory/1293483-australian-man-checks-single-can-beer-airline-refuses-let-bring-flight

Fair Dinkum!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40589631

Man trapped in Texas cash machine sends 'help me' notes

https://uk.yahoo.com/movies/fired-kermit-star-played-muppet-bitter-depressed-victim-says-jim-hensons-daughter-104321850.html

Fired Kermit star played Muppet as a 'bitter, depressed victim' says Jim Henson's daughter

Man murdered and burned his 5 year old stepdaughter who disturbed his nap to ask for food. "It wasn't dinner time."
http://people.com/crime/michigan-man-killed-stepdaughter-roused-him-nap/

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/23/man-banned-from-lidl-after-assaulting-staff-who-said-he-couldnt-bring-pet-sheep-inside-6800559/

Man banned from Lidl ‘after assaulting staff’ who said he couldn’t bring pet sheep inside

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/23/man-banned-from-lidl-after-assaulting-staff-who-said-he-couldnt-bring-pet-sheep-inside-6800559/#ixzz4nqbV7M00

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/28/woman-broke-legs-falling-from-balcony-during-orgasm-after-threesome-6813155/

Woman fell from balcony during threesome after argument over position

Problems, eh?

Mr. Happy wrote:https://uk.yahoo.com/news/five-year-old-girl-left-tears-150-fine-council-shuts-lemonade-stand-093549046.html

Rightfully so IMO. Just because she is a child is no excuse.

Genkimonk wrote:

Mr. Happy wrote:https://uk.yahoo.com/news/five-year-old-girl-left-tears-150-fine-council-shuts-lemonade-stand-093549046.html

Rightfully so IMO. Just because she is a child is no excuse.

Very edgy.

It's called discretion, tact and context. The law is their to stop unlawful stallholders i.e. profiteers from making a killing without paying the relevant levies to the council.

It isn't there to police 5 year old girls who are effectively playing at having a business, while accepting nominal amounts of cash over a piece of tiny furniture.

Making the girl cry and fining her £150 is neither proportional, nor compassionate given the circumstances. Four officers stormed over and intimidated her for little more than wanting to make people happy.

Sometimes I wonder if someone didn't remove your brain and shit in your skull 30-odd years ago.

BELLUND.

Law is blind. You are guilty or not guilty. She broke the law. Other`s paid money for a license and she did not. Not her fault, she was too young. But she still broke the law. What the police should have done is spoken out of earshot to her father, and then fined him. He should have known better than to allow his daughter to do this. Also, what a fucking terrible father. Allowing strangers to approach his daughter and do this on her own. She could have been kidnapped or worse. I strongly feel social services should have words with him over this.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/05/gang-of-biscuit-thieves-jailed-for-nicking-20000-of-jammie-dodgers-5796121/

Gang of biscuit thieves jailed for nicking £20,000 of Jammie Dodgers

Genkimonk wrote:Law is blind. You are guilty or not guilty. She broke the law. Other`s paid money for a license and she did not. Not her fault, she was too young. But she still broke the law. What the police should have done is spoken out of earshot to her father, and then fined him. He should have known better than to allow his daughter to do this. Also, what a fucking terrible father. Allowing strangers to approach his daughter and do this on her own. She could have been kidnapped or worse. I strongly feel social services should have words with him over this.

Okay, Monk.

I enjoy satire too. Well done.

Hanging is too good for 'em