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Tommy Robinson is soooo like the Doctor, isn't he?    

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-40768511

Violence broke out at Saturday's event, which was staged in an off-licence shortly before a Sunderland-Celtic match being held the same day.

Classy.

Mr. Happy wrote:Hanging is too good for 'em

Throw the book at all 5 year old girls who dare to infract the law is such a flagrant and despicable way.

After all, the law is law. How can we expect the young to learn respect for authority when they abuse the system by mixing up lemons, water and sugar from behind the safety of a small piece of kitchen furniture?

I bet the little scoundrel didn't pay a penny of tax on it either.

Boofer wrote:Tommy Robinson is soooo like the Doctor, isn't he?    

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-40768511

Violence broke out at Saturday's event, which was staged in an off-licence shortly before a Sunderland-Celtic match being held the same day.

Classy.

I think I might die

Boofer wrote:

Mr. Happy wrote:Hanging is too good for 'em

Throw the book at all 5 year old girls who dare to infract the law is such a flagrant and despicable way.

After all, the law is law. How can we expect the young to learn respect for authority when they abuse the system by mixing up lemons, water and sugar from behind the safety of a small piece of kitchen furniture?

I bet the little scoundrel didn't pay a penny of tax on it either.

As I said, they shouldn't have talked to her, just her father. It's the parents that needed punishing for allowing her to break the law. They should have known better.

https://www.alaraby.co.uk/english/blog/2017/8/1/norwegian-fascists-mistake-empty-bus-seats-for-burka-clad-women



Norwegian fascists mistake empty bus seats for burka-clad women

Mr. Happy wrote:https://www.alaraby.co.uk/english/blog/2017/8/1/norwegian-fascists-mistake-empty-bus-seats-for-burka-clad-women



Norwegian fascists mistake empty bus seats for burka-clad women

I was just going to post this one.

Reality doesn't exist

http://alienblog.org/dont-panic-physicists-australia-just-proved-reality-doesnt-exist/

https://twitter.com/CrapLocalNews/status/895196727510274048

Sounds serious

https://twitter.com/CrapLocalNews/status/895648481708314625

Teenager scarred for life as stranger bites her face after putting her in headlock
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/15/teenager-scarred-life-stranger-bites-face-putting-headlock/

Also WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/15/death-planet-nibiru-is-going-to-hit-earth-on-september-23-killing-us-all-author-claims-6854506/

It was predicted to destroy Earth in December 2015, September 2015, during the Mayan apocalypse in 2012 – and in 2003.

This time, Meade claims it’s DEFINITELY coming, because the eclipse in America on August 21 is a warning.

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/15/death-planet-nibiru-is-going-to-hit-earth-on-september-23-killing-us-all-author-claims-6854506/#ixzz4pqHfwvF4

Why are Americans so fucking stupid with this shit?

Cos us Brits are so classy

Genkimonk wrote:Why are Americans so fucking stupid with this shit?

You think that's stupid? Have a look at this http://www.thedrive.com/news/13528/north-carolina-shelves-bill-protecting-drivers-who-hit-protesters-after-charlottesville-car-attack

Hospital lift cuts new mum in half with the baby in her arms.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/638869/woman-dies-cut-half-lift-Virgen-de-Valme-hospital-seville-mother-newborn-baby-arms

Feeding seaweed to cows could cut methane in cow farts, reduce global warming: N.S. researcher

http://globalnews.ca/news/3102521/feeding-seaweed-to-cows-could-cut-methane-in-cow-farts-reduce-global-warming-n-s-researcher/

That's global warming solved

Blue dogs

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/22/the-blue-dogs-of-mumbai-industrial-waste-blamed-for-colourful-canines

Porn site xHamster wants to produce a third season of Sense8, giving the same (if not higher) budget than Netflix were.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/sense8-season-3-xhamster-porn-site-netflix-wachowskis-revival-finale-episode-a7899526.html

'He said he misunderstood the signals, ' - business man who visited a sports massage therapist exposed himself and performed a sex act after she had finished treating his groin

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/blackburn/15493277.__39_He_said_he_misunderstood_the_signals____39____business_man_who_visited_a_sports_massage_therapist_exposed_himself_and_performed_a_sex_act_after_she_had_finished_treating_his_groin/

Pub defends charging £13.40 for a pint.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/26/pub-defends-charging-customers-1340-smashing-pint-ale/

Woman shot in vagina in sex game gone wrong

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40828564

OK, can somebody please tell me how this was supposed to go 'right'?

Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

No comment

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/siamese-twins-in-vicious-legal-battle-over-right-to-masturbate/

Mr. Happy wrote:No comment

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/siamese-twins-in-vicious-legal-battle-over-right-to-masturbate/

Good luck trying to sort that one out.

Mr. Happy wrote:Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

'poo'

Call it what it was, BBC, a turd. Yes, a TURD.

That description would put it a bit too close to most of their current output, though.