I literally spend <£10 every time I go out

£5 to get in. I'll buy one or two drinks myself.

Other people buy me drinks.

I never pay for the taxi.

I should do this every week.

Imagine actually 'going out'. Seriously the quality there is so low. Not even worth literally <£10 when I'm in university.

You're a tight fucker, basically.

People will wise up to it and the drinks and favours will dry up quicker than a dog turd in a heatwave.

Boofer wrote:You're a tight fucker, basically.

People will wise up to it and the drinks and favours will dry up quicker than a dog turd in a heatwave.

It isn't even 'friends' buying me the drinks. It's literally random people. What do I owe them?

For the taxis they're too drunk to think in that much detail. Half the time they can't even remember getting home the next day.

Yeah, you're a tight cunt, we get it.