will sitting crossed legs diminish my straight desires

i keep unconsciously crossing my legs working at my desk and have to force them apart

i also piss sitting down if im takinga shit

its a battle i may some day lose

You need to learn the 'submarine launch' technique.

Stand about 8 inches from the bowl, whip your cock between your legs (holding with your thighs), then start to piss. Secondly, open both cheeks with your hands, and bear down hard.

If executed correctly, your 'sub' should launch from your dock in a perfect trajectory into the bowl, lubricated on it's journey by a robust stream of piss.

Not only does this avoid any of the girlishness involved in sitting, it also adds a masculine element of sport to the proceedings as you try to master the technique.

so the idea is that the vertical displacement of the shit fall will sum with the horizontal force of the piss stream to a horizontal displacement sufficient to make apt landing



i suppose only a real high test man would be able to cause sufficient pelvic floor hypertrophy to produce such a powerful piss force

That's one of the most manly pictures I've ever seen.

Brought a tear to my eye.