Chinballs wants YOUR ideas for NuWho stories

Good God, they're hopeless.

Holy shit, now they're practically admitting they're creatively barren.

"So...you guys...got any ideas? "

Absolute cunts.

I wonder how many'll write in suggesting they kill off Jodie?

They are not getting my ideas for free.



Bellends.

I've an idea for them.

Start next season with Davison waking up from the Master's illusion and realizing he's still trapped in Castrovalva. They could even bring back Geoffrey Beevers' Master as the final boss and make an arc out of his mission to escape. At the end of the season he does, but discovers to his horror that the real universe has been going to pot since his absence and now needs him more than ever.

Yeah, I've got a few suggestions for them:-

a) The Doctor goes back in time to avert her creation.

b) The Doctor dies in her own arms for our sins.

c) Fuck off.

Here's a good story idea.

Jodie slips through a multiverse dimension into the land of fiction where she discovers she and her hopeless cunt companions are really a construct of several talentless wankers who are scripting her bullshit and controlling this travesty of fiction.

She learns that three talentless hacks are controlling this dimension called Fathead, Muppet and Chinballs, when suddenly ripping through a dimensional tear in the fabric of this fictional rubbish comes Paul McGanns 8th Doctor who rapidly seizes the master controls to this brainless moroniverse dimension and scripts in a giant sized steel toe-capped Doctor Martin boot which takes rapid turns in kicking all three of the master hacks responsible for this utter fucking bullshit dimension in the head until their brainless smug faces explode in a detailed 3-dimensional piece of impressive CGI spectacularness.

Once these three utter cunts are defeated McGanns 8th Doctor informs Jodie that as her creators are no longer in existence that she will rapidly seize to exist too and she subsequently rapidly winks out of existence by being sucked inside out up her own sanctimonious anus.

With all then well and good, that just leaves the 8th Doctor to TARDIS his way out of the bullshit multiverse dimension and back into the proper Classic series universe whilst playing Puccini on his old gramophone from within the TARDIS control room.  

cue end titles.

Sounds like a winner!

OK, here's a few:

The 7th Doctor awakes from a very long and unpleasant nightmare meaning that nothing in the new series actually happened.

The Doctor and Yaz arrive on a planet full of horny women. A two-part adventure involving intense fisting ensues.


That's all I got.

Lolz

Interesting tabs you got open there Maxil!

Well, I think I'm looking pretty good for 69...but then, I have tended to go easy on the tranny orgies...

Best of both worlds, eh. Maxil?

You guys don't know what you're missing