Which one of the following is likely to achieve melt-down first?

We have some mad bastards on this forum, but I wondered WHICH ONE do posters here consider might go nuclear first?

It could be a close match between everyone's favourite Nazi headcase Edward Barlow, a guy who makes even Nick Griffin look like a wooly minded Liberal by comparison and famed and well renouned abusive hotheaded obsessive Sadako, a guy with a decades old vendetta against a dead producer from those who teased him back in the 80s that his favourite TV programme was no longer "populist", a guy so mad he thinks that Michael Foot was script editing "Warriors of the Deep."

There is also an outsider chance that a dual-meltdown occurs between both of them which is an occasion certainly worth hedging bets on.

Or there's even a remote outsider chance that the mask may slip on Karl Roemer as he embarks on another alcohol fuelled binge of hilarious homophobic and misogynist rape fantasy before offering everyone outside for a fight.

Probably the least likely option, but certainly the most amusing to consider is ALL THREE of them having a spontaneous coordinated nuclear melt-down at the same time, unlikely, but the lol-cows would certainly be herding around this one transpiring.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please place your bets for the maddest bastard on the forum who is so volatile as to combust and go nuclear first!

Good luck!

Rob Filth wrote:abusive hotheaded obsessive Sadako

'Abusive' implies that you're claiming to have been abused and are therefore playing the victim.

a guy with a decades old vendetta against a dead producer

No different to your vendetta against Graham Williams then, so I call hypocrisy on that.

a guy so mad he thinks that Michael Foot was script editing "Warriors of the Deep."

Citation needed.

I actually quite liked Michael Foot.

Or there's even a remote outsider chance that the mask may slip on Karl Roemer as he embarks on another alcohol fuelled binge of hilarious homophobic and misogynist rape fantasy

Trust you to find misogyny and rape 'hilarious'.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please place your bets for the maddest bastard on the forum who is so volatile as to combust and go nuclear first!

Translation: I'm a failed has-been cartoonist who can't stand not to be the centre of attention. Where is my audience? Shall I talk about sore rectums and fannies and Hartnell's 'cheesy cock' again for shock value? Will that work?

Be honest, Rob.

Is this because you couldn't stand me pointing out you were overegging a lame joke about Roemer, and are desperate to prove me wrong?

Personally, I've gone for an outsider chance on everyone's favourite Steve Irwin loving fruitcake Karl. The problem with Barlow is he's too fucking obvious and the problem with Sadako is he just tries too damn hard. You can just feel the tortured soul agonising and navel-gazingly self-justifying instead of it just coming naturally.

Karl's intermittent moments of geniune post-drunken regret - only to be immediately triggered by something even less significant - make him a much more authentic and entertaining troll than the transparent Barlow and laboured Sadako.

Rob Filth wrote:Personally, I've gone for an outsider chance on everyone's Steve Irwin loving fruitcake Karl. The problem with Barlow is he's too fucking obvious and the problem with Sadako is he just tries too damn hard. You can just feel the tortured soul agonising and navel-gazingly self-justifying instead of it just coming naturally.

Dodging my question then, I see.

Boofer wrote:laboured Sadako.

Well you only get out of a forum what you put in. Since most of what you put in is infantile, it leaves me having to put in the legwork.

And I had other reasons to join than to 'troll' as you put it.

Boofer wrote:Karl's intermittent moments of geniune post-drunken regret - only to be immediately triggered by something even less significant - make him a much more authentic and entertaining troll than the transparent Barlow and laboured Sadako.

I must admit the lol-cows certainly herd together whenever Karl makes an appearance with his schizophrenic posts, he's by far more entertaining.

Sadako is just a one-note bore and Barlow is not far behind him, both transparently attempting to frame their mad mono-obsessions as "reasonable debate", bar Barlow's famed animated melt-down he's almost as fucking boring and tedious as Sadako.

But which one is the most volatile I wonder?

Which one is likely to completely lose their shit first?

Did you chicken out and block me again, Rob?

What a loser you are.

Who are these people? Je suis confus.

Well Sadako is me.

I think Rob believes that Kaled Hygiene is someone called Barlow. Who apparently has a chequered history with racist far-right groups.

And Karl Roemer, is someone from Australia who used to go by the name of Mumbles who had several drunk episodes, started posting scat porn and abuse, and saying how he wanted to rape Billie Piper (he sounded worryingly sincere).

He's not been here in a long while though.

I rather miss Karl. At least he was sporadically funny.

iank wrote:I rather miss Karl. At least he was sporadically funny.

I've seen funnier adverts for mace.

I was melting down on here and the Anorak Zone before ice caps were cool

I'm pretty sure Edward deleted his account because you can't click on his profile anymore. He simply appears as a guest now.

Commander Maxil wrote:I'm pretty sure Edward deleted his account because you can't click on his profile anymore. He simply appears as a guest now.

Oh what a shame...

See what you've done now Sadako?

You've frightened him away with your meanness!

Shame on you!

He's a very sensitive boy, you have no tact at all!

You big bully!

Rob Filth wrote:you have no tact at all!

That's rich coming from you.

And since you seem to know him better than me, why couldn't you calm him down?

Bladeswitch wrote:

Rob Filth wrote:you have no tact at all!

That's rich coming from you.

And since you seem to know him better than me, why couldn't you calm him down?

It was your fault for saying you didn't want to be friends with him!

You big bully!

Shame on you!

He's probably weeping into his personal signed copy of Mein Kampf right now whilst stroking his furry fox suit.

Not my fault.

As the Beatles used to say "If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow"

Also I don't know if it was the same guy as this Ed Barlow you keep going on about.

Bladeswitch wrote:

Also I don't know if it was the same guy as this Ed Barlow you keep going on about.

Well it's after you cruelly told him that he was "no friend of yours" just after he so touchingly offered the olive branch of a true and enlightening close friendship which has subsequently clearly upset him and driven him from the forum, so I doubt that you ever will find out now!

Shame on you Sadako!

What kind of heartless bastard treats such sensitive and sheltered delicate souls in such a manner?

Now I think you should do him the decent thing and write him a card of apology.

Maybe a nice big one with a nice picture of a fox in jackboots on it.

Here you are, I've even gone to the trouble to do the donkeywork in making you a suitable card, now all you have to do is print it off on your printer and pop it in an envelope to hand deliver it to Barlow's house in Manchester near the Bolton concentration camps.

It shouldn't take you too long to walk it from Preston.



Afterwards, you could maybe both add each other as friends on MySpace?

Rob Filth wrote:Here you are, I've even gone to the trouble to do the donkeywork in making you a suitable card

Hate to break it to you but I think you got his name wrong.

From talking to him he told me his name's Adam. I think you've got him confused with Ed.

It shouldn't take you too long to walk it from Preston.

Last time I visited Preston was several years ago.

It was practically an Islamic state by then

Rob Filth wrote:Well it's after you cruelly told him that he was "no friend of yours" just after he so touchingly offered the olive branch of a true and enlightening close friendship which has subsequently clearly upset him and driven him from the forum, so I doubt that you ever will find out now!

No it was before. I checked the times.

And far from offering me an olive branch he told me to go shove my 'do-gooding'.

What kind of heartless bastard treats such sensitive and sheltered delicate souls in such a manner?

Sensitive? Come off it Rob. He was sounding like Elliot Rodger's biggest fan.

Oh, but Sadako, you and dear Edward could have had SUCH fun and jolly japes together indulging in your favourite past time of revising history together, Edward rewriting history whereby England joined the Axis instead of the Allies and whereby the Holocaust never happened under the kindly Nazi regime and yourself rewriting it so that JNT and Eric Saward were never born and Doctor Who was quietly rested after "The Invasion Of Time"

What a splendid combination it would have been!

So much potential!