Has everyone got enough toilet paper?

Honestly within each passing day, I slowly start to hate the 4th Doctor's speech in Ark in Space more and more 'homo sapiens, what an inventive and invincible species'. Let's face it, it's not going to be the Coronavirus that will kill us all, it will be humanity and their own degenerative attitude. We're seeing humanity's true colours.

I agree with you both, obviously.
Just to clarify that the two biggest supermarkets here are opening an hour early, for pensioners and disabled only, not for everyone.

Ludders wrote:I agree with you both, obviously.
Just to clarify that the two biggest supermarkets here are opening an hour early, for pensioners and disabled only, not for everyone.

That'll be all the morons suddenly bandaging one of their feet up before nicking grandads walking frame or using the wheelchair they nicked from A&E to go out first thing in the morning to cause a fight with shop staff then.

Never underestimate the sheer bloody minded determination of complete fucking stupid in great numbers.

I usually try and bulk buy to save a few quid, so al this 'panic buying' really does seem pointless to me. I am never short of toilet rolls.

Just heard the PM tell us not to go out to pubs, clubs etc and enjoy ourselves. It's also believed that in less than 3 weeks we would be arrested for disobeying.

I feel like i've woken up in a dystopian sci-fi hell, akin to the early Pertwee era.

This forum is essentially my local pub anyway.

Pepsi Maxil wrote:This forum is essentially my local pub anyway.

Yeah, at least the beer's cheap.

We just had a government official to be found of stockpiling handwash he bought in bulk at the start of the outbreak, and then was flogging them online at a huge markup. To combat this, the government has now made it illegal for prices on masks, tp, and hand wash to be marked up, with a penalty of 10 years in jail.

I was hasty in selling those Paul Cornell NA novels...


You know, I better start stocking up on Pepsi soon. That's an essential good in my house.

Pepsi Maxil wrote:This forum is essentially my local pub anyway.

It'll never beat the Lamb And Flag!

At least here, me and Rich don't have to resort to sucking out the beer mats!

Eddie Hitler wrote:

Pepsi Maxil wrote:This forum is essentially my local pub anyway.  

It'll never beat the Lamb And Flag!

At least here, me and Rich don't have to resort to sucking out the beer mats!

Is Dick Head still open for business then?

Mott1 wrote:

Eddie Hitler wrote:

Pepsi Maxil wrote:This forum is essentially my local pub anyway.  

It'll never beat the Lamb And Flag!

At least here, me and Rich don't have to resort to sucking out the beer mats!

Is Dick Head still open for business then?

Yeah skip. Just don't mention trials at QPR around him......

And the toilet is still out of order. Although not as out of order as Richie is when he's had a curry. Last time, he got through three books of posh loo paper.