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The Jackie Tyler Adventures: Volume #7
Jackie is on her way to Poundstretcher when, all of a sudden, the Silitheen return to Earth, hell bent on revenge and in cahoots with the Sea Devils! Featuring a special guest appearance by Christopher Eccleston's Ninth Doctor*, this action-packed adventure truly has it all! Will Jackie be able to fend off the alien invasion before Primark closes? Only £45.99 from Big Finish Productions!
*not actually played by Eccleston, who told us to get fucked
The Accountant of Peladon
Peladon has been fiddling his taxes again, and the greatest accountant in the universe has been called upon to balance the books. Will the king emerge triumphant from his battle with Galactic Revenue? Only £29.99 to find out. Only.
The Matt Fitton Slot Machine Adventures: Volume #372
The *rolls dice* Fifth Doctor, accompanied by *rolls dice* Rhys from Torchwood and Dodo Chaplet face off against *rolls dice* the Kandyman and the Sensorites *rolls again* onboard Nerva. How exactly does River Song fit into all of this? Only £59.99 to find out, with a cheaper deal available for subscribers! How much cheaper? Subscribe to find out! Only £899.99 per month! It's a STEAL!
The Second Doctor* New Adventures
The Second Doctor (Dan James Frank) and Victoria (Claudia Boleyn) return to Gallifrey for the fight of their lives: an epic struggle against Rassilon-supporting bigots for the right of regenderated Time Lords to have their preferred pronouns respected. This story takes place between Tomb of the Cybermen and The Abominable Snowmen, and is indisputably 100% canon.
Big Finish. We love stories. And your wallet. But not half as much as I love hearing the sound of my own voice.
Jackie is on her way to Poundstretcher when, all of a sudden, the Silitheen return to Earth, hell bent on revenge and in cahoots with the Sea Devils! Featuring a special guest appearance by Christopher Eccleston's Ninth Doctor*, this action-packed adventure truly has it all! Will Jackie be able to fend off the alien invasion before Primark closes? Only £45.99 from Big Finish Productions!
*not actually played by Eccleston, who told us to get fucked
The Accountant of Peladon
Peladon has been fiddling his taxes again, and the greatest accountant in the universe has been called upon to balance the books. Will the king emerge triumphant from his battle with Galactic Revenue? Only £29.99 to find out. Only.
The Matt Fitton Slot Machine Adventures: Volume #372
The *rolls dice* Fifth Doctor, accompanied by *rolls dice* Rhys from Torchwood and Dodo Chaplet face off against *rolls dice* the Kandyman and the Sensorites *rolls again* onboard Nerva. How exactly does River Song fit into all of this? Only £59.99 to find out, with a cheaper deal available for subscribers! How much cheaper? Subscribe to find out! Only £899.99 per month! It's a STEAL!
The Second Doctor* New Adventures
The Second Doctor (Dan James Frank) and Victoria (Claudia Boleyn) return to Gallifrey for the fight of their lives: an epic struggle against Rassilon-supporting bigots for the right of regenderated Time Lords to have their preferred pronouns respected. This story takes place between Tomb of the Cybermen and The Abominable Snowmen, and is indisputably 100% canon.
Big Finish. We love stories. And your wallet. But not half as much as I love hearing the sound of my own voice.
