Mike is a closet nuwho cybermen fan

My online persona....completely wiped from the forum!

Oh no, he's found us... everybody run!

You guys don't have to run, all you gotta do is walk at a brisk pace. I don't move so quickly these days.

I led him over here with some Timbits in a tuque.

How rude and stereotypical!! Ya know Cunt, I have major connections in Dentists without Borders. Your particular hamlet/village was on the short list this year but guess what? Yep, you get fuck all now. (Insert appropriate emoticon here so idiot millenials can tell I am joking)
All jokes aside, I've been diabetic since I had a third of my pancreas removed, so no timbits for this guy. But I am addicted to the coffee like most of Northern Ontario!

Timmy's has been taken over by alien plotters who are putting something in the coffee in order to addict the population of Canada.

Phase two has just started in the UK.

Maybe it's a job for the Doctor?