Hands up who likes me

Since its my birthday I felt it was appropriate that you gush about what it is you like about me.

Hands up who likes me.

I said hands up who likes me!

Why don't you like me?

burrunjor wrote:Why don't you like me?

Cos you're a complete bastard.

Indrid Mercury wrote:

burrunjor wrote:Why don't you like me?

Cos you're a complete bastard.

I'm being serious!

So am I, you're a complete bastard and we all hate you!

Indrid Mercury wrote:So am I, you're a complete bastard and we all hate you!

I find that rather difficult to believe.

We're actually tewwific friends.

burrunjor wrote:We're actually tewwific friends.

No we're fucking not and we'd all think it'd be better if you O'D on laxative pills. I don't know if you can actually kill yourself doing that but I'm gonna stay and find out.

Indrid Mercury wrote:

burrunjor wrote:We're actually tewwific friends.

No we're fucking not and we'd all think it'd be better if you O'D on laxative pills. I don't know if you can actually kill yourself doing that but I'm gonna stay and find out.

That's (kind of) my line, you bloody bumbag!

Eddie Hitler wrote:

Indrid Mercury wrote:

burrunjor wrote:We're actually tewwific friends.

No we're fucking not and we'd all think it'd be better if you O'D on laxative pills. I don't know if you can actually kill yourself doing that but I'm gonna stay and find out.

That's (kind of) my line, you bloody bumbag!

You haven't changed your material very much have you Eddie?

Anyway I feel sorry for you you zeros you nobodys. This site will become a shrine and true who fans, and shit posters will all gather for their fallen leader. But why are the kids crying, and the kids will say haven't you heard Burrunjor is dead, Burrunjor is dead, the people's Hiver is dead!

burrunjor wrote:You haven't changed your material very much have you Eddie?  :big grin

I dunno, I had to change em this morning. Got a big brown skid down em!

burrunjor wrote:

Eddie Hitler wrote:

Indrid Mercury wrote:

burrunjor wrote:We're actually tewwific friends.

No we're fucking not and we'd all think it'd be better if you O'D on laxative pills. I don't know if you can actually kill yourself doing that but I'm gonna stay and find out.

That's (kind of) my line, you bloody bumbag!

You haven't changed your material very much have you Eddie?  

Anyway I feel sorry for you you zeros you nobodys. This site will become a shrine and true who fans, and shit posters will all gather for their fallen leader. But why are the kids crying, and the kids will say haven't you heard Burrunjor is dead, Burrunjor is dead, the people's Hiver is dead!

I think we might be related. Tell me, do they call you the Glasgow crumpet radar?

I like you for your short and succinct posts on the forum.

Happy Birthday!


I like how passionate you are about certain things. I also like how you remembered me despite the fact that I was only on the other forum for a few months. You come across as a really sincere bloke with a wonderful sense of humour and a magnificent taste in ladies.

Don't look at me.

I'm irrelevant.

I'll raise my right hand. My left hand is a bit busy at the moment.

Boofer wrote:I like you for your short and succinct posts on the forum.

Imagine still having a Christmas related profile picture in February.

#You'reoutoftouch #I'moutoftime #ButI'moutofmyheadwhenyou'renotaround

Pepsi Maxil wrote:Happy Birthday!


I like how passionate you are about certain things. I also like how you remembered me despite the fact that I was only on the other forum for a few months. You come across as a really sincere bloke with a wonderful sense of humour and a magnificent taste in ladies.

Thanks for the kind words, but you forget to mention my best feature, my twinkling eyes that stare directly into people's souls but I'll let you off with it for now.

Richie wrote:

burrunjor wrote:

Eddie Hitler wrote:

Indrid Mercury wrote:

burrunjor wrote:We're actually tewwific friends.

No we're fucking not and we'd all think it'd be better if you O'D on laxative pills. I don't know if you can actually kill yourself doing that but I'm gonna stay and find out.

That's (kind of) my line, you bloody bumbag!

You haven't changed your material very much have you Eddie?  

Anyway I feel sorry for you you zeros you nobodys. This site will become a shrine and true who fans, and shit posters will all gather for their fallen leader. But why are the kids crying, and the kids will say haven't you heard Burrunjor is dead, Burrunjor is dead, the people's Hiver is dead!

I think we might be related. Tell me, do they call you the Glasgow crumpet radar?

Yes they do. (I do have the best taste in women of anyone in Glasgow to be fair. )

They also call me the Gorbals hard man. One look at me and the average Scottish bird is Screaaaaaaming for my underwear. They can just sense my musky sort of smell.

burrunjor wrote:

Pepsi Maxil wrote:Happy Birthday!


I like how passionate you are about certain things. I also like how you remembered me despite the fact that I was only on the other forum for a few months. You come across as a really sincere bloke with a wonderful sense of humour and a magnificent taste in ladies.

Thanks for the kind words, but you forget to mention my best feature, my twinkling eyes that stare directly into people's souls but I'll let you off with it for now.

Tbh, I'm surprised he didn't offer you a reach-around after that obsequious outpouring.

Boofer wrote:

burrunjor wrote:

Pepsi Maxil wrote:Happy Birthday!


I like how passionate you are about certain things. I also like how you remembered me despite the fact that I was only on the other forum for a few months. You come across as a really sincere bloke with a wonderful sense of humour and a magnificent taste in ladies.

Thanks for the kind words, but you forget to mention my best feature, my twinkling eyes that stare directly into people's souls but I'll let you off with it for now.

Tbh, I'm surprised he didn't offer you a reach-around after that obsequious outpouring.

Bah you're just jealous because the kids look to me for inspiration.

You should employ Maxil as your personal bidet.

Happy Birthday though. Xxxx

Indeed. Happy Birthday Burrun!