Classic companion wank tally-o-meter.

Which companions have you shot your load to the most?

You get multiple choices, as there's an awful lot of totty to choose from. But try to stick to less than 4, so we get a clear picture which companion is the most jizz-tastic.

Zoe in the lead at the moment. Everyone loves a phat arse.

Vicki, Zoe, RomanaII and Ace.

Boofer wrote:

Can you digitally insert some drops of spunk on her backside?

I also voted for Mel. I always have a packet of Tesco Value tissues on standby when I'm watching the stories with her in. Babe has a such a delicious bubble butt.

Pepsi Maxil wrote:I also voted for Mel.

What a surprise(!)

Jokes aside, I'll settle on Victoria and Leela.

Romana II is a runner up as well.

I always liked Nyssa the best.

But I was watching the Invasion on DVD last night, and you can get a nice view of Zoe if you pause at just the right time when she is climbing down a ladder into the sewer.

Fendelman wrote:

I was watching the Invasion on DVD last night, and you can get a nice view of Zoe if you pause at just the right time when she is climbing down a ladder into the sewer.

That's very nice indeed. I always love it when one of the UNIT men (I believe it was them, it might have been someone else) stares at Zoe's bum as she stands near him. Frazer even teases her about this in the commentary. I bet everyone was as hard as a rock on set.

I also remember a similar shot of Leela when she was climbing up or down something in The Sun Makers. I don't remember when, I haven't seen Sun Makers in a while.

I'm surprised there are no votes for Romana I, she would have been my second choice...

Peri's the only one.

Though I did wank once to a glamour shot picture in the show's big Sixties volume book of Carol Ann Ford in her bra when I was 14. But she wasn't playing Susan so I don't think it counts. Ditto Katy Manning in her topless with a Dalek pose.

I actually used to fap a lot to Tegan. She was extremely sexy especially when she wore that purple stewardess uniform.  I was always beating off to both Tegan and Nyssa as well as Zoe, Ace and Peri (Romana II and Mel came a bit later) when I first got into the classic series properly in 2013. I literally had several thousand images on my computer comprising solely of screencaps and promotional stills of the companions because I just couldn't get enough of them. I think I've jerked off to every female classic companion except Dodo and the first Romana.

I always thought Romana I was rather hot. Tegan never did anything for me (except for perhaps when she was possessed by the Mara).

Nicola Bryant. That's it.
Others I have fancied - Romana I, Tegan and Victoria.
Lalla Ward looks attractive now and i thought CAF was quite striking in the eighties and nineties, but I found both rather sexless when they were in the show.

Where's Adric in the list of options?

I've come across many a fan who has relished the chance to bum the shit out of him.

Rob Filth wrote:Where's Adric in the list of options?

I've come across many a fan who has relished the chance to bum the shit out of him.

That's put me off my cornflakes....

Fendelman wrote:I always thought Romana I was rather hot. Tegan never did anything for me (except for perhaps when she was possessed by the Mara).

I find Tegan significantly more attractive than Peri. I also find fandom's complete lack of sexual interest in Tegan to be rather perplexing. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Indrid Mercury wrote:

Rob Filth wrote:Where's Adric in the list of options?

I've come across many a fan who has relished the chance to bum the shit out of him.

That's put me off my cornflakes....

Can I eat your flakes?

Rob Filth wrote:Where's Adric in the list of options?

I've come across many a fan who has relished the chance to bum the shit out of him.

I'm surprised. I was under the assumption more fans were attracted to Turlough.  I personally thought Steven was the most handsome out of all the male companions. His fashion was extremely on point and his hair was perfect.

NO HOMO

I once heard a reviewer say The Master's homoerotic fascination with Adric in Castrovalva had clearly reached peak levels as he was prepared to overlook the pyjamas.

I love cumming for Tegan and Nyssa at the moment. I wrote a slash fiction story involving them when I was in my early teens. I think it may still be on my old computer.

Pepsi Maxil wrote:I love cumming for Tegan and Nyssa at the moment. I wrote a slash fiction story involving them when I was in my early teens. I think it may still be on my old computer.

Oh boy, I can't wait for this to be forced upon us(!)

Indrid Mercury wrote:

Pepsi Maxil wrote:I love cumming for Tegan and Nyssa at the moment. I wrote a slash fiction story involving them when I was in my early teens. I think it may still be on my old computer.

Oh boy, I can't wait for this to be forced upon us(!)

I'm actually dreading it myself. I'm curious to see how truly bad it is.

Don't worry mate. It's probably better than 99.9% of New Who.