Favourite Chocolate?

I love munching on a Milkybar myself. They never put the kid on the wrapper anymore.

Lindor Chocolate Truffles.

Never experienced a tastebuds orgasm like it.

Pepsi Maxil wrote:I love munching on a Milkybar myself. They never put the kid on the wrapper anymore.

That's because he's white.

Tanmann wrote:

Pepsi Maxil wrote:I love munching on a Milkybar myself. They never put the kid on the wrapper anymore.

That's because he's white.

Not because he's an annoyingly precocious cunt?

"The Milky Bars are on me!" - shut up you utter utter favour-currying, Lebensborn-looking shit-arse!

Cunnus Maximus wrote:

Tanmann wrote:

Pepsi Maxil wrote:I love munching on a Milkybar myself. They never put the kid on the wrapper anymore.

That's because he's white.

Not because he's an annoyingly precocious cunt?

"The Milky Bars are on me!" - shut up you utter utter favour-currying, Lebensborn-looking shit-arse!

Did he sit on your birthday cake or something?

I think when I was a kid, being annoyingly precocious was something I *aspired* to.

So I didn't mind him.

Looking back though....

Pepsi Maxil wrote:

Cunnus Maximus wrote:

Tanmann wrote:

Pepsi Maxil wrote:I love munching on a Milkybar myself. They never put the kid on the wrapper anymore.

That's because he's white.

Not because he's an annoyingly precocious cunt?

"The Milky Bars are on me!" - shut up you utter utter favour-currying, Lebensborn-looking shit-arse!

Did he sit on your birthday cake or something?

"The Birthday Cake is on me!"

He's a legend. Probably never fapped a day in his life.

Pepsi Maxil wrote:

Cunnus Maximus wrote:

Tanmann wrote:

Pepsi Maxil wrote:I love munching on a Milkybar myself. They never put the kid on the wrapper anymore.

That's because he's white.

Not because he's an annoyingly precocious cunt?

"The Milky Bars are on me!" - shut up you utter utter favour-currying, Lebensborn-looking shit-arse!

Did he sit on your birthday cake or something?

No, but I recognised the type as soon as I saw him.

I always hoped he'd get shot by Billy the Kid.

Caramac is superior in every way.

I quite like Yorkie and Hersheys myself.

I'm also quite fond of Lindt.

Topic, Dairy Crunch, Texan, Fry's Chocolate Creme, Curly Wurly, Aztec, Swisskit, Bar 6 and Marathon.

Chocolate's chocolate. It's all good.

iank wrote:Chocolate's chocolate. It's all good.

Pretty much, yep.

Ronnie wrote:Topic, Dairy Crunch, Texan, Fry's Chocolate Creme, Curly Wurly, Aztec, Swisskit, Bar 6 and Marathon.

Of course he likes the chocolates I don't

Pepsi Maxil wrote:

Ronnie wrote:Topic, Dairy Crunch, Texan, Fry's Chocolate Creme, Curly Wurly, Aztec, Swisskit, Bar 6 and Marathon.

Of course he likes the chocolates I don't

Couldn't resist picking '70s chocolate bars.

If I sell my copy of Slinger's Day I'll just about be able to afford a Freddo bar. I like those.

Lindt is the winner. Galaxy used to be runner-up but I actually like the 'American' Cadburys.

Don't seem to find Suchard often lately. I make up for it by sneaky visits to Hotel Chocolat.

Does anyone here like the smell of their own semen?

There's a documentary on at the moment about chocolate, with a milk chocolate teapot, a white chocolate tablecloth and even a camembert made of white chocolate which oozes.

Pepsi I think you may have posted in the wrong section!

Just got to give a shout out to Milka. Bloody lush.

Yep Milka is good. I know of shops that do a fine selection of Milka at good prices. Definitely in the Suchard / Galaxy creamy range of confectionary.

Never got on with the 'hybrid' bars personally though - Lion Bars, Toffee Crisps etc. Even Double Deckers are a bit so-so.

Cadbury Caramel bar.
When I was a kid Cadbury did a Dairy Milk Tray bar - made up of maybe 10 different shaped segments, each a different flavour. One segment was a lime cordial flavour. I loved that. Alas it is no more. A victim of progress and anarchical capitalist production. A well planned economy would not have let that happen.
That aside, I concur with Iank - all chocolate is good.

And the caramel bunny was a hottie! Give me her over Jessica Rabbit any day of the week.