Is Maxil OK?

He hasn't been on for a couple of weeks. I hope he's doing fine....

Anyone know where he's at?

He's had to have 12 gallons of semen pumped from his lungs after breaking his nofap fast.

Rumour has it he flooded the broom cupboard he lives in with years of jism, and was only saved at the last moment by the fact no-one could hear the usual strains of DX7s, LM1s and Jupiter 8s that drift down the hallway towards his neighbours.

He told me to hurry up and get to the '80s on my Dr Who Years thread.
And then when I did he fucks off. Typical.

But yeah, hope he's ok.

I was wondering where he was myself. Wherever he’s got to, I hope he’s alright.

This should attract him back.

Shield your eyes everyone.

I've been a bit concerned too.

I've just dropped him an email. Hope he replies.

I was wondering myself if he's ok. That said, I believe that his profile pic says that he's 20, which is usually the age that he might still be at college/university. So he might be getting on with his work. But it's weird that he hasn't responded in a while.

Probably just uni/work. I'm in uni atm and I can't be arsed to post most of the time.

I got an email back from him.

Suffice to say he's got a few other commitments on at the moment and has had to take some time off the Hive for a while. He's keen to return when he can though.

Tanmann wrote:I got an email back from him.

Suffice to say he's got a few other commitments on at the moment and has had to take some time off the Hive for a while. He's keen to return when he can though.

Great to hear that he's OK.

Good.

Alright, dudes. What's going down in groove town then?

Welcome back Maxil!

Nice to see you back, Maxil!

Pepsi Maxil wrote:Alright, dudes. What's going down in groove town then?

Hi Maxil.

Listen, what's a Stasis Leak?

Tanmann wrote:

Pepsi Maxil wrote:Alright, dudes. What's going down in groove town then?

Hi Maxil.

Listen, what's a Stasis Leak?

Um, well, very, very basically, putting it as simply as I can for your average layman to comprehend, a stasis leak is a leak, right, in stasis, hence the name "a stasis leak."

You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican.

Thanks for all the comments, guys! I'm delighted to be back. Last few weeks have been very stressful but I'm coping with it all a lot better now.

We thought you might have carked it, Maxil.

I'd thought he'd had an heart attack over a risque picture of his darling Bonnie....

Did you know that if you eat Cheetos while having a wank it turns your cock orange/?