Jools Holland LIED to us

I bumped into Jools Holland in a brothel last night. I asked him if I could come to his Hootenanny show on the 31st of December. He told me that he had already filmed the show in September. I told him that I thought it was  disingenuous that dozens of singers and a hundred odd members of the audience would pretend to celebrate New Year's day months before the event and try and  trick unsuspecting viewings into thinking it's a live show. He told me that he didn't a crap and that he had to run because they'd finished oiling his Goat. I called him a midget and left.