What's wrong with Japan?

They have been trying to increase immigration

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/opinion/2019/05/27/commentary/japan-commentary/japan-begins-immigration-experiment/#.XfjVfdX7SUk

supposedly to help counteract this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori

There's an underground lair beneath a volcano in Japan which has a massive space rocket and dozens of gunmen. I saw it once on television. The sound wasn't turned on but I'm sure it was a documentary or a news story. I never got the chance to find out as my neighbour came home unexpectedly and gave my bottom a thrashing for breaking into his house.

Not enough shaggers.