Longest you've gone without a wash

Mine must be 5 ish days when I was a sick boy

wots a wosh/

I legged it from Boots with a bottle of apple hair conditioner once. I washed my pubic hairs with it. They were incredibly shiny for a while after. That was back in the days when I used to hang out at the Nordic Bakery in Soho. One of the workers, the lovely Pete Ellis, used to say to me "Get a life, you sad twat" Those were enjoyable days.

Ken Grubshaw wrote:I legged it from Boots with a bottle of apple hair conditioner once. I washed my pubic hairs with it. They were incredibly shiny for a while after. That was back in the days when I used to hang out at the Nordic Bakery in Soho. One of the workers, the lovely Pete Ellis, used to say to me "Get a life, you sad twat" Those were enjoyable days.

hee haw hee hee

Not that long. I'm very hygienic.