The thing that annoys me the most!

Needing to take a leak during the middle of the night. I'm so cosy and warm in bed and I hate having to get up, find my underwear and stumble to the bathroom. Sometimes I decide not to get up, but having a bladder full of urine isn't the most comfortable feeling and eventually I end up conceding to the needs of my body. I try not to drink too much before I go to bed anymore.

Wouldn't it be simpler to just keep an empty glass milk bottle in your room, and then empty and bleach it in the morning?

It's a bit of a pisser, true.

Fortunately, I have one of those bladders that can hold nearly a litre of the yellow stuff. I can need a piss, sleep a few hours, then wake, then have a little sleep again without waking up in a puddle.

Tanmann wrote:Wouldn't it be simpler to just keep an empty glass milk bottle in your room, and then empty and bleach it in the morning?

Impressed that you can squeeze your cock into the head of a milk bottle with a gap to spare to deal with the displacement of air.

Make sure you rinse the bottle before bleaching, unless you want to breath in chloramine gas.

Cunnus Maximus wrote:

Tanmann wrote:Wouldn't it be simpler to just keep an empty glass milk bottle in your room, and then empty and bleach it in the morning?

Impressed that you can squeeze your cock into the head of a milk bottle with a gap to spare to deal with the displacement of air.

Make sure you rinse the bottle before bleaching, unless you want to breath in chloramine gas.

Good point.

Maybe Maxil would be better using a plant bowl or waterbucket.

You can get those plastic travel piss things with the lids.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Male-Female-Urine-Portable-Bottle-Urinal-Toilet-Camping-Outdoor-Journey-Travel/232981312701

I've never been woken up by the urine charge but in the hours it takes for me to actually fall asleep this can be a nuisance.

I've decided to piss in an empty cornflakes box instead. Thanks for all of the advice, though.