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Best chat up lines?
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TiberiusDidNothingWrong
iank
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burrunjor
Pepsi Maxil
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2 Re: Best chat up lines? 1st November 2019, 3:10 pm
Tanmann
Dick Tater
"Nice legs girl. What time do they open?"
3 Re: Best chat up lines? 1st November 2019, 3:41 pm
burrunjor
Wait till I hit Ingrid Oliver or Dana Delorenzo with the wormdo line.
5 Re: Best chat up lines? 1st November 2019, 7:38 pm
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Do you work for NASA?
Cos I wanna take a rocket to Uranus!
Cos I wanna take a rocket to Uranus!
7 Re: Best chat up lines? 1st November 2019, 9:34 pm
TiberiusDidNothingWrong
Dick Tater
'You look great, I mean ... you aren't like ... a supermodel or anything ... in a good way ... like, down to earth ... but you don't look bad, at all ... like, overall ... I mean, you're definitely above average ... you know?'
10 Re: Best chat up lines? 3rd November 2019, 6:39 pm
Tanmann
Dick Tater
Cunnus Maximus wrote:"Hi, I'm not Maxil."
11 Re: Best chat up lines? 21st January 2020, 12:13 pm
Richie
''Look out birds, here come the Hammersmith hard men.''
12 Re: Best chat up lines? 21st January 2020, 2:30 pm
Tanmann
Dick Tater
This is usually how it goes for me...
13 Re: Best chat up lines? 25th April 2020, 12:14 am
Pepsi Maxil
The Grand Master
"Let's play Carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you"
14 Re: Best chat up lines? 25th April 2020, 12:15 am
Pepsi Maxil
The Grand Master
"My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?"
I wonder how many of these actually work?
I wonder how many of these actually work?
15 Re: Best chat up lines? 26th April 2020, 8:06 am
Genkimonk
The absolute worst one's I've heard are:
"Excuse me, but my penis doesn't seem to be inside you yet."
"What a lovely bitch, and your dog isn't bad either."
"Babe, I've been in the military for years, but never have a stood to attention quite like after seeing you."
The worst chat up line was when my Chinese-Malaysian friend and I were in Thailand. Some fat yank comes up to her.
"Hey babe, wanna see real American white cock? You love me long time? Is 3000 baht enough?"
My friend, rightfully angry responded, "I'll have you know I'm a human rights lawyer on business her on behalf of the UN!"
The man responded, "2000 baht?"
She proceeded to kick the ever loving crap out of him. God it was awesome. One of my happiest memories of living in Thailand.
"Excuse me, but my penis doesn't seem to be inside you yet."
"What a lovely bitch, and your dog isn't bad either."
"Babe, I've been in the military for years, but never have a stood to attention quite like after seeing you."
The worst chat up line was when my Chinese-Malaysian friend and I were in Thailand. Some fat yank comes up to her.
"Hey babe, wanna see real American white cock? You love me long time? Is 3000 baht enough?"
My friend, rightfully angry responded, "I'll have you know I'm a human rights lawyer on business her on behalf of the UN!"
The man responded, "2000 baht?"
She proceeded to kick the ever loving crap out of him. God it was awesome. One of my happiest memories of living in Thailand.
16 Re: Best chat up lines? 26th April 2020, 9:28 am
iank
Pepsi Maxil wrote:"My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?"
That's actually hilarious.
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