A revival of Blakes 7 retitled Blanche 7 with shipmates Blanche, Avril, Gayle, Vilma, Jimm-a and Calum. The ship will be called "Liberate yourself from the White Male patriarchy". Or maybe Liberator for short.
Critics will rave about the show saying its "fresh ... new ... radical ...exciting", "i never watched the original series but these changes are what the show needed", "the original Blake's 7 was always about change anyway" and "If you don't like this new, radical interpretation of this shit then you are misogynist, racist scum". It will be written by Phoeba Waller-Bridge and it will be Laurie Penny's directorial debut - previously a rather annoying whiney little student cum political activist, now hoping for a career change as an annoying, whiney director cum political activist.
The phasers used by the crew will be shaped like a vibrator. For no apparent reason.
It will be shit.
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