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1Shits and Farts Empty Shits and Farts 25th December 2018, 1:06 pm

Boofer

Boofer

Share your experiences of Christmas shits and farts here.

Include details like pungency, aroma, texture, duration and weight.

Photos and videos get bonus points.

2Shits and Farts Empty Re: Shits and Farts 26th December 2018, 5:53 am

Boofer

Boofer

Ripped some huge smell-less farts at 5 am, so I decided to attend the throne of King John.

I dropped a log that could have graced any stately home fireplace in the Home Counties. It had a massive, globular head, with a smooth body, and was almost as thick as a sky+ remote.

Additionally, it was a complete non-wiper, and needed 3 vigilant flushes and a good going over with the bog brush to fully disperse.

7/10 IMHO. Could have been a record score if pungency was stronger.

3Shits and Farts Empty Re: Shits and Farts 26th December 2018, 8:14 am

iank

iank

Stay a weird freak, Seal. Big Grin

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKNC69I8Mq_pJfvBireybsg

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