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1 Worst moments in NuWho on Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:40 pm

Adam Ant Driver

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Nominate your worst moments in the show. You can include as many as you want, the 10 most common moments will be put in a poll.

Flying Jesus Doctor
Cyber Brig
Doctor and Rose running through Scooby Doo doors
The cartoon delayed fall in the Adipose episode

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2 Re: Worst moments in NuWho on Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:54 pm

-The Metacrisis Doctor-Donna Defeating The Daleks By Pulling Levers (Journey's End)
-The Doctor and Donna making faces at one another while explaining what they're doing at the Adipose building (Partners In Crime)
-The entirety of the "Happy Birthaday...Mr. President" scene (Death In Heaven)
-Oswin gives The Daleks amnesia, leading to a pointless "Doctor Who" namedrop which amounts to virtually nothing as it's undone at the end of the season very easily (Asylum of the Daleks)
-Craig's love for his kid Defeats The Cybermen (Closing Time)

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3 Re: Worst moments in NuWho on Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:22 pm

Burping Dustbins
Plastic Mickey
The Tank scene at the beginning of Season 9
Clara's Smugness
The Egg reveal and spurious moralising of Kill The Moon
Into the Forest of the Night... for many reasons but the resolution mainly
Nobody ever dying
Me and Clara going off in a dinner shaped Tardis
Murray Gold's instructional music
The Bullshit nonsensical plots of Kill Hitler, a good man goes to War and the wedding of River Song
River Song
Singing being the answer in a christmas carol and rings of athaken
Nightmare in Silver's Mr Clever (fuck you Moffat (and Gaiman))
The Missy just handing over her Cyber army and nullifying any threat then and retroactively with a cliched philosophical point
The season 9 opener that had a recorded bit from Genesis meaning that destroying the taped interview of the Doctor was pointless
The Guitar breaking fourth wall explain to the idiots of the second part of the ghost story in season 9( under the lake or whatever)
The Moronic unit soliders in the Zygon two-parter
Lion-O in the ME two-parter
The emotional hyperbole of not just punching through a diamond wall in HEaven Sent (cos that would just be so much papier mache) but whathisname diamond that is 100 trillion squillion times harder...
The Doctor madly pressing buttons in the ship at the end of Doctor Mysterio cos the script writer can't think of a proper resolution again... FUCK!

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4 Re: Worst moments in NuWho on Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:18 pm

Adam Ant Driver

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Seconding the tank scene and the lion.

It's only been a few days and I'd already forgotten the lion. Sad It's never going to away.

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5 Re: Worst moments in NuWho on Sun Feb 19, 2017 2:52 am

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6 Re: Worst moments in NuWho on Sun Feb 19, 2017 7:54 am

Oh God, make it stop, make it stop!

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7 Re: Worst moments in NuWho on Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:30 am

The Doctor talking to babies Evil or Very Mad

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8 Re: Worst moments in NuWho on Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:45 am

Missy snogging the Doctor (why has nobody mentioned this yet? This literally is like a horny teenagers bad fanfic!)

Cyber Brig

The Doctors blubbing all the damn time in The End of Time.


"I don't want to go"

Doctor Donna.

Missy giving up the Cyberarmy.

Missy Poppins scene.

"I'm not a good man, I'm an idiot!"

Moon Egg.

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9 Re: Worst moments in NuWho on Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:02 am

@iank wrote:Oh God, make it stop, make it stop!

Pfffft that's nothing compared to all this.

Honestly call those clips ruining Doctor Who you light weights LOL

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10 Re: Worst moments in NuWho on Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:52 pm

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Dalek eyestalks popping out of human foreheads.

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11 Re: Worst moments in NuWho on Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:55 pm

I was going to just put my additions but it might be best if I list everything. Take a deep breath : -

* Anne Robinson droid (the beginning of the 'let's use Nu Who to advertise other BBC products shamefully' era, which accelerated in Moffat's era)

* Murray Gold's score in most adventures

* Big red button

* Cassandra saying "ask not" instead of "arse". Carry On Doctor!

* Tennant & Wose turning up for most adventures giggling & taking the piss like a couple of loved-up students after a night on cheap alcopops

* Peter Kay's alien

* 'Scooby doo' chase

* The child acting in Fear Her

* Huw Edwards' acting in Fear Her

* The BBC shamelessly promoting its forthcoming Olympics coverage in Fear Her

* The Sound Of Drums/Last Of The Timelords

* Adipose

* Wilf saying he's not allowed to have a webcam because they're naughty

* Catherine Tate

* The End Of Time

* Rings Of Akhaten - particularly the "Come ON then!!!" speech

* Anything involving River Song

* Day Of The Doctor

* Name Of The Doctor

* The start of Deep Breath

* Most of the Robin Hood adventure (except Ben Miller)

* Moon as an egg (Nu Who science at its absolute worst, among its other failings)

* Forest of the Shite

* Death In Heaven (oddly the episode was such a mess that I don't remember Cyberbrig particularly standing out when I watched it)

* The s9 Dalek two-parter

* The s9 Viking episode (particularly 'he speaks baby' and the ZZ Top/Noggin the Nog scene!?)

* The Zygon Perversion

* The original and half-decent Heaven Sent being ruined by Clara's reappearance, Capaldi moaning "I'm sooooo lonely!" and punching the diamond for gazillions of years

* Capaldi's guitar & sonic shades

* Capaldi's Doctor keeping going on about social media

* Clara's voice, dialogue and personality

* Missy (Michelle Gomez was about 10 times more restrained in s2 of Gotham, which is saying something)

* Me being called Me

* Me & Clara in the Diner TARDIS

* The Timelords being useless

* The Timelords spitting all over the place (Timothy Dalton)

* The Timelords changing sex when shot

* Everyone dying and coming back again

If we're including Torchwood I nominate the sex gas/monster, everyone being 'bisexualised', the Cyberwoman, Barrowman getting locked in his own base, the camp & ham-acted end to s1, Captain John just being a poor man's Spike from Buffy, Barrowman suddenly 'remembering' he's got a brother in s2, and all of Miracle Day.

P.S. Please forgive me if this list keeps being updated, there's just too many offensive things about Nu Who...

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