WTF News

http://www.iflscience.com/space/the-us-had-an-insane-plan-to-drop-a-nuclear-bomb-on-the-moon-in-the-1950s/

The US Had An Insane Plan To Drop A Nuclear Bomb On The Moon In The 1950s

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/david-gest-hired-hitman-kill-sir-elton-john-121027472.html

David Gest 'once hired a hitman to kill Sir Elton John'

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/hungry-boy-8-steals-car-153245739.html

A young boy who stole his father’s car for a trip to McDonald’s learnt how to drive on YouTube, police say.

The eight-year-old drove his four-year-old sister to his local McDonald’s drive-thru a mile and a half from his home in East Palestine, Ohio County, while his parents were sleeping.

He observed the rules of the road and ordered a cheeseburger using money from his piggy bank, according to reports. The McDonald’s workers who took his order thought it was a prank.

Not only did he not hit anything on the way there, he paid for the food himself. Class act.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to learn how to drive.

'Terrorist' baby faces US embassy interview after error on visa form
Wrong tick in box about three-month-old’s terror activities leads to 10-hour detour, missed flights and £3,000 bill

A three-month old baby was summoned to the US embassy in London for an interview after his grandfather mistakenly identified him as a terrorist.

Married Couple Struggling To Conceive Discover They Are Twins
http://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/married-couple-struggling-to-conceive-discover-they-are-twins-1681980

Adam Ant Driver wrote:https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/16/baby-us-embassy-interview-visa-esta-terrorist
Wrong tick in box about three-month-old’s terror activities leads to 10-hour detour, missed flights and £3,000 bill

A three-month old baby was summoned to the US embassy in London for an interview after his grandfather mistakenly identified him as a terrorist.

Just saw this on Facebook



Never allow images to be selected automatically, eh?

ISIS gets killed by Pigs.

My ribs have already been killing me for a week and this did me no favours. It's satire, but still.

Netflix removes chromosome explanation of sexes from Bill Nye the Science Guy
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/bill-nye-the-science-guy-netflix-edit-removed-censored-gender-sex-chromosome-transgenderism-a7716881.html

Jesus. The loonies are taking over the asylum...

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/colin-johnson-refund_uk_59105ff3e4b0104c73505cf5

Marine Le Pen Backer Places Bet Then Tries To Claim Son Hacked His Account

Girl, 11, dies after fall at Drayton Manor.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/drayton-manor-theme-park-live-10387680

Teen gets most retweets ever to win a year's supply of chicken nuggets.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/teen-gets-years-supply-of-wendys-nuggets-after-joke-retweeted-more-than-ellen-degeneres-oscars-selfie

It seems the Rock is considering running for President in the future.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/may/11/dwayne-johnson-run-for-president-rock

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39945535/a-texas-man-is-suing-his-date-for-texting-in-a-cinema-while-watching-a-film

A Texas man is suing his date for texting in a cinema while watching a film

The comment from director James Gunn puts it all in perspective.

Very silly, though she does sound like a typical modern brat who can't put their goddamn cell phones down for two fucking minutes.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Fully-Loaded-Gun-Found-in-Womans-Vagina-During-Traffic-Stop-325760831.html

Texas Woman Warns Police About Loaded Pistol in Her Vagina

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-34084116

Cow gets head stuck in chair in Northamptonshire

http://www.ladbible.com/funny/interesting-viral-homing-pigeon-caught-carrying-nearly-200-ecstasy-pills-on-its-back-20170524

Pigeons are smuggling ecstasy

Man dressed as the Punisher entered a convention with real weapons and threatened to kill Jason David Frank (Green Ranger).
http://www.cosmicbooknews.com/man-thinks-hes-punisher-threatens-kill-jason-david-frank-police

http://www.ladbible.com/more/interesting-scientists-warn-against-trend-involving-wasp-nests-and-private-parts-20170601

Scientists Warn Against Latest Trend Involving Wasp Nests And... Uhm... Private Parts

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/tn-woman-loaded-gun-hidden-vagina-pleads-guilty-article-1.2440808

Tennessee woman with loaded gun hidden in vagina pleads guilty

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2016/12/the-game-you-control-with-your-vagina/

An exercise tracker that addresses vaginal laziness in the tech sphere.

Is this a big problem in Australia?

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/entertainment/news/a31776/usher-charges-phone-womans-vagina-pictures/

"The woman wanted to show how humans have become dependent on technology and she felt a super-charged vagina would help make her point."

Maybe she did have a point: Serbian Woman Gets Cell Phone Stuck In Her Vagina
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/serbian-woman-gets-cellphone-stuck-her-vagina-after-using-it-sex-toy

I don't think you want to click this link: http://elitedaily.com/news/world/edible-anus-chocolate-butthole-mold/932939/

Rawkuss wrote:I don't think you want to click this link: http://elitedaily.com/news/world/edible-anus-chocolate-butthole-mold/932939/

Looks like a half-eaten chocolate orange. Also WTF?