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How many cocks have you taken up the arse?

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1 How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Fri Jul 07, 2017 1:06 am

Only one in my case, but I suspect many of you have taken horse dicks and catholic priests' holy womb brooms of doom in your chocolate starfish.

Admit it, you've all been bummed.

You bunch of bummers.

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Seal's slow but steady transformation into mumbles continues apace...

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I am:

KARL ROEMER, KARL ROEMER, KARL ROEMER LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

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I've suspected it for some time. Razz

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5 Re: How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:45 am

(Minus the domestic violence pictures, idle threats to smash people's faces in and posting of lolita porn.)

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6 Re: How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:50 am

Give it time... Big Grin

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7 Re: How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Fri Jul 07, 2017 12:06 pm

I have nothing to contribute to this thread - unless you want to hear about my prostate examination?

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8 Re: How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Fri Jul 07, 2017 12:15 pm

@Rawkuss wrote:I have nothing to contribute to this thread - unless you want to hear about my prostate examination?

Oh yes.

And your sigmoidoscopies and colonoscopies.

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9 Re: How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:56 pm

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10 Re: How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:06 pm

I've been bleeding out of my jacksie in remembrance of this thread today.

I have an IBD, but think I've also acquired a sizable fistula to compound the agony.

Anyway, here's the anal weather outlook: murky, with a chance of physician's fingers up my arse on Thursday.

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11 Re: How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:35 pm

No cocks but I did stick my finger up my bum once but I couldn't really find my g spot. I spent about 5 minutes wiggling my finger up there. I eventually got bored and stuck my finger into something else instead.


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12 Re: How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:21 pm

TMI.

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13 Re: How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:06 am

@iank wrote:TMI.

Soz.


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14 Re: How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Thu May 24, 2018 6:58 pm

Nowt wrong with a pokey bum wank.

More and more life feels like permanently being shafted, the truth is we are all being fucked over.

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15 Re: How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Tue May 29, 2018 1:32 am

I always wondered how dangerous this would be. Doesn't really seem like it would feel good.

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16 Re: How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Tue May 29, 2018 11:01 am

@Genkimonk wrote:I always wondered how dangerous this would be. Doesn't really seem like it would feel good.

Nah, it feels good. Orgasm is intensified due to stimulation of the prostate and the nerve endings in the rectum. You've not really shot your load until you've done it with a vibe up your bottom. LOL

Alternatively, find a cannabis strain that enhances sex. On no account stimulate your butthole and do drugs. You won't survive the orgasm. Big Grin

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17 Re: How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Tue May 29, 2018 12:14 pm

@Genkimonk wrote:I always wondered how dangerous this would be. Doesn't really seem like it would feel good.

Dangerous? I don't think the thread title is referring to multiple cocks simultaneously, although...

On no account stimulate your butthole and do drugs. You won't survive the orgasm. Big Grin

LOL

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18 Re: How many cocks have you taken up the arse? on Thu May 31, 2018 5:16 pm

It's dangerous if you don't wet your finger (or toe) before you insert. You don't want to tear anything up there so I suggest anything that's a lubricant or just use some water.


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